I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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