I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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