We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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