like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
jump out the window naked night went bad
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