I wannas sexs uuuuu
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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