How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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