I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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