I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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