He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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