I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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