best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Everything about him screamed your future.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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