I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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