Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
