I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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