question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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