Jerry, you need to find god
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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