Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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