I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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