You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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