Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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