the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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