I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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