Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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