so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize