ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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