So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
did you just send me my own nude
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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