the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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