Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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