I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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