Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
