Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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