Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Hippo gnu deer
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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