i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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