My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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