she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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