You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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