he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
