I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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