names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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