sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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