Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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