at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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