I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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