I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Found your dick twin last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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