Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My life is pants optional.
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