Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
