I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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