If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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