just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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