Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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