so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
PANTIES FOUND
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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