Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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