Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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