she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize