My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
There's always time for handjobs
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
