Duck Duck Cougar?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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