totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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