"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
