He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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