david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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